I think one of the most crippling aspects of my personality is the imposter syndrome that I suffer from.
I have absolutely no idea of what I could have done in life.
But it hasn’t just been my lack of formal education that has held me back.
Yes, I only have grade 8.
But I also obtained my grade 12 GED with absolutely no preparation and no studying.
My marks were in the low 50s. Which is actually quite good.
The final scores on a GED equal the percentage of graduating high school students that your grades were equal to.
On the GED you absolutely do not want 100% as your final mark.
I consider myself to actually be quite stupid.
Yes, I know that there is a lot of shit that I can accomplish, but still my brain is locked on to this idea of how absolutely stupid I am.
And this causes problems at work. Oh boy does this cause problems.
I’m a qualified 4th class power engineer.
I am the Chief Engineer of a 4th class power plant.
I oversee 5 shift engineers, 3 maintenance engineers, an assistant chief engineer, and some casual engineers.
But where my imposter syndrome causes me issues is with the other engineers.
I can do things that are so far above my qualification levels.
The most recent being the replacement of the soft starter on chiller #3.
Chiller #3 has a 600 volt 450 hp motor.
This motor cannot be started across the line.
Originally it had a mechanical reduced voltage Wye-Delta starter that had been replaced with a solid state soft starter in the 90s. Well, that soft starter up and died last year.
The service company came back with a quote of $32k to replace the soft starter.
I found a brand new soft starter for $7.5k, so I decided to go with this ABB soft starter.
I had to guide the electrical department through how to connect this drive to the chiller and interface it with the chiller.
Absolutely none of my engineers would have been able to do this. And it’s not for a lack of training or explanation.
And this is where the imposter syndrome kicks in really bad.
If a fucking idiot like myself can understand how to interface the soft starter to the chiller so the chiller can command it and so it can send feedback to the chiller, why can’t my subordinates understand too? We’re all 4th class power engineers. Actually two of my guys are 3rd class power engineer, but still?
I have no special training.
I have no special schooling.
And there was even some eye rolling from the chiller mechanic when I told him what I was going to do with the chiller.
“Bobbie, make sure that you connect the MCR1 and MCR2 relays as they are or the chiller won’t start”.
So I hauled out the schematics for the old Wye-Delta starter and the MCR1 and MCR2 relays were only used with the old mechanical soft starter that had been tossed in the bin in the ’90s. They actually had to be jumpered in such a way just to make them engage so the chiller would start.
This caused ‘discussions’ back and forth.
I’m happy to report that the chiller starts just fine without the useless MCR1 and MCR2 relays.
Originally the chiller used a current donut on one of the 600 volt phases to monitor how much power the chiller was consuming. This went through a little converter board that changed the AC current into DC and then put it through a divider network to obtain a 0 to 5 volt signal. This 0 to 5 volt signal was then fed to the chiller CPU.
I happy to report that the chiller works just fine without this convertor board and that the chiller amp display now matches the actual current consumption of the chiller.
Well Bobbie, why don’t you take training or courses and move up in the world?
I am literally the dumbest fucking person you’ll ever meet. I am not smart. I just read. That’s it. My magical skill is reading.
And this causes me issue.
If I am the dumbest fucking person that I am aware of, why can’t anyone else do what I can?
A few years ago I put together a networked monitoring system for monitoring the temperatures of the refrigeration systems in the kitchens, the pharmacy, and the blood bank. This system just uses a bunch of stand alone refrigeration controllers networked together with RS-485 and some web servers. When I try to show the other guys how to program the system, or change settings on the system, you can see the puzzled looks coming across their faces. It’s almost as if I’ve started speaking in a long forgotten language or there are tentacles popping out of my face.
Again, there’s no coding involved. It’s just logging into a system made from off the shelf components. The webserver is meant to be programmed by supermarket store managers.
Where could I have gone in life without this imposter syndrome?
Who knows?
What causes imposter syndrome?
Apparently having depression and anxiety set one up for experiencing imposter syndrome.
Upbringing also plays an important part in setting one up for experiencing imposter syndrome. Apparently inconsistent parenting and unsupportive parenting place one at risk for developing imposter syndrome.
In the mean time I guess I have to be content with being the asshole who won’t “share” his knowledge with others…….